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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, | ||||||||||||||||
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| "What would you like, sir?" Helooks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie." | ||||||||||||||||
| With two you get eggroll | |||||||||||||||||
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The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. When she regains her composure she returns and again asks, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie,please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'." | ||||||||||||||||
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